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Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce SUMO. Aren't you? Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty SUMO. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the SUMO Room! Many Bothans died to bring us this SUMO.

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Well, a SUMO's a SUMO, but they call it 'le SUMO'. Have you ever danced with the SUMO in the pale moonlight? This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old SUMO. Gort! Klaatu barada SUMO!

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